COMEBACK LINES FROM FEMALE FWAHC MEMBER
It is inevitable that attractive, intelligent women who drive sports cars will occasionally be set upon by the local Lothario when they stop for fuel, food and drink. The following exchanges have been overheard between female FWAHC members and such brigands in various watering holes during pit stops.
- Man: "Haven't we met before?"
- Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
- Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
- Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
- Man: "Is this seat empty?"
- Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
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- Man: "Your place or mine?"
- Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
- Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
- Woman: "It's in the phone book."
- Man: "But I don't know your name."
- Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
- Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
- Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
- Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
- Woman: "Do not Enter"
- Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
- Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
- Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
- Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
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- Man: "I know how to please a woman."
- Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
- Man: "I want to give myself to you."
- Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
- Man: "Your body is like a temple."
- Woman: "And there are no services today!"
- Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
- Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
- Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
- Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
(From The Original Joke of the Day)
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