July Events
4th of July Party at the Marshall's! This event will be the same evening as the Fireworks at the Blat! Bring a covered dish, your swim wear if you want to tub it and be ready to PARTY! There may be a few extra beds if needed.
Ice Cream with Her Majesty's Royal Nebraska Patrol
AT NEW LOCATION
the Goodrich Dairy Store, 48th and Pioneer Blvd, in Lincoln, July 8th at 7:30 P.M.
CHANGE IN PLANS!
Breakfast at Mahoney State Park, July 24th at 9:30 A.M. There is to be a tour of the Strategic Air Command Museum following breakfast. They will provide a place for us to show the cars, but we are on our own if we want to tour the museum. If you have any questions, call Jerry Needham, (402) 291-7122.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?
Contact the following people for membership information:
In Lincoln call John Ulrich at 421-9252 or Bob Shaw at 435-4905. In Omaha, call Jerry Needham at 291-7122 or Marvin Marshall at 733-6868.
British News Bits
From the Churchdown Parish Magazine:'Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church labeled "For The Sick", is for monetary donations only.'
From The Guardianconcerning a sign seen in a Police canteen in Christchurch, New Zealand:
'Will the person who took a slice of cake from the Commissioner's Office return it immediately. It is needed as evidence in a poisoning case.'
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From The Times:
'A young girl, who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth, was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast-guard spokesman commented, "This sort of thing is all too common these days."
From The Gloucester Citizen:
'A sex line caller complained to Trading Standards. After dialing an 0891 number from an advertisement entitled "Hear Me Moan" the caller was played a tape of a woman nagging her husband for failing to do jobs around the house. Consumer Watchdogs in Dorset refused to look into the complaint, saying, "He got what he deserved."
From The Daily Telegraph
in a piece headed "Brussels Pays 200,000 Pounds to Save Prostitutes":
"... the money will not be going directly into the prostitutes' pocket, but will be used to encourage them to lead a better life. We will be training them for new positions in hotels."
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