MARCH EVENTS

Breakfast at Mahoney State Park, March 13th at 9:30 A.M.

Ice Cream with Her Majesty's Royal Nebraska Patrol at I Can't Believe Its Really Yogurt, 70th and Van Dorn in Lincoln Thursday, March 11th at 7:30 P.M.

Fish at the Union Bar Friday, March 26th, 1999 at 7:30 P.M.

FWAHC's major moneymaking activity, the Rocky Manginelli Memorial Swap Meet is being held Sunday, March 14. Our task this year is to direct traffic while those manic souls from other clubs, who did our job the past few years as we tried in vain to hold them back, park cars.

We will be setting the booth up at 3:00. If you are brave, thrive on very little sleep, and/or have some extras in the garage that you would like to place in the booth for sale, call Bob Shaw, Jerry Needham, John Ulrich or Marvin Marshall.

DUES ARE DUE

The national organization has informed John Ulrich that they wanted their money by February 15. To that end, they have employed certain persons, each possessing colorful costumes from the Amazon region of South America, and each having belts decorated with something resembling small human heads, to encourage John to send their portion of the dues. While there was some mention of adding John's head to the collection, we are not overly worried about John's head. One quick start in the Bugeye leaving all of us in the dust would more than

compensate for any shrinkage. However, the smell of the "decorations" is really getting to Bev. Please help Bev save her house from the odors most foul! Send your dues to John Ulrich, 6845 S. 44th, Lincoln, NE 68516. National dues are $50. Local dues are $15.

Also, if we did not receive your dues by March 1, March will be the last month you receive your newsletter until we receive payment.

As the 1999 membership renewal period comes to a close, I think it is only fitting to do a thumbnail sketch of our Flatwater club. Please don't feel you have "missed the boat" on your membership if you have yet to pay your dues, but I would hate to use "deadbeat " and "slacker" to describe any owner of a fine British Motor Car.