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Breakfast at Mahoney State Park, August 14th at 9:30 A.M. Picture Rally to follow.

Ice Cream with Her Majesty's Royal Nebraska Patrol at Goodrich Dairy Store , 48th and Pioneer Blvd, in Lincoln, August 27th at 7:30 P.M.

Fish at Ricky Sue's, formerly the Union Bar Friday, 28, 1999 at 7:30 P.M.

Kansas City All British Car and Cycle Show. September 4th and 5th. The club will have our own pavilion this year. Bring your cooler and a lawn chair. Departure times and places will be given later.

Breakfast at Mahoney State Park, September 11th at 9:30 A.M.

Ice Cream with Her Majesty's Royal Nebraska Patrol at Goodrich Dairy Store , 48th and Pioneer Blvd, in Lincoln, September 9th at 7:30 P.M.

Fish at Ricky Sue's, formerly the Union Bar Friday, September 24th, 1999 at 7:30 P.M.

Flatwater Austin Healey Club All British Car and Bike Show September 26th. 10:30 A.M. - 4:00 P.M. at Lincoln Public

Schools District Office Parking Lot, 5101 "0" Street, Lincoln.

Breakfast at Mahoney State Park, October 9th at 9:30 A.M.

Ice Cream with Her Majesty's Royal Nebraska Patrol at Goodrich Dairy Store , 48th and Pioneer Blvd, in Lincoln, October 14th at 7:30 P.M.

Nebraska Triumph Driver's Club Loess Hills Run. Date and time to be announced.

Fish at Ricky Sue's, formerly the Union Bar Friday, October 29th, 1999 at 7:30 P.M.

Breakfast at Mahoney State Park, November 13th at 9:30 A.M.

Ice Cream with Her Majesty's Royal Nebraska Patrol at Goodrich Dairy Store , 48th and Pioneer Blvd, in Lincoln, November 11th at 7:30 P.M.

Fish at Ricky Sue's, formerly the Union Bar Friday, November 26th, 1999 at 7:30 P.M.

Breakfast at Mahoney State Park, December 11th at 9:30 A.M.

Ice Cream with Her Majesty's Royal Nebraska Patrol at Goodrich Dairy Store , 48th and Pioneer Blvd, in Lincoln, December 9th at 7:30 P.M.

Fish at Ricky Sue's, will resume at the end of January. Enjoy the holidays with your families!

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!