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FWAHC Newsletter |
December 2000 |
PAGE 7 |
AlcoholA preacher is teaching a lesson on the evils of alcohol to a fourth grade Sunday School class. To illustrate his point he places two glasses on the lectern where everyone can see, and puts a live worm in each one. He describes what he is doing as he continues. He next fills one glass with water and the other with alcohol. The latter worm rather quickly dies, while the former continues to wiggle happily. "Now what does this teach us about alcohol?" the preacher asks. One little freckle face in the front row says, "If you drink whiskey, you won't have worms..??" |
How To Get RichA young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars." |
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