YOU MIGHT BE FROM NEBRASKA IF:
1) You've never met any celebrities
2) Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway
3) "Vacation" means driving to the Henry Doorly Zoo or going to the State Fair.
4) You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
5) You measure distance in miles, not minutes.
6) Down south to you means Kansas
7) You know several people who have hit a deer
8) You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Kearney" and "Beatrice"
9) You know the answer to the question, "Is this Heaven?"
10) Your school classes were canceled because of cold
11) Your school classes were canceled because of heat one week later
12) You know what Huskers are
13) You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way
14) You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
15) You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
16) You know what "knee-high by the Fourth of July" means
17) Stores don't have bags, they have sacks
18) You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
19) You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
20) You can locate Nebraska on the United States map
21) Detassling was your first job
22) Your idea of a really great burger is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice
23) You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
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