January Photographs
The photographs of various members in reindeer antlers were instigated by Marilyn Michel. Marilyn brought the antlers and her camera to breakfast at Mahoney in December. Marty Klein, Marilyn's husband, warned us that these photos would not go away and that any damage to our dignity was our own responsibility. Damage to dignity? Obviously, Marty has forgotten with whom he is dealing. One cannot damage what does not exist! Thanks Marilyn. --Ed.
More Levity
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
The Lawyer's Creed
A man is innocent until proven broke.
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