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How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
Both don"t want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
I"d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9
When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they"re rich.
- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn"t want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
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The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It"s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
Is it better to be single or married?
I don"t know which is better, but I"ll tell you one thing. I"m never going to have sex with my wife. I don"t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8
It"s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9
How would the world be different if people didn"t get married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn"t there?
- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
How would you make a marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
Lost and Found
Two folding chairs and a pair of sunglasses. Contact Jim Danielson, 464-3733
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