Automobile Acronyms continued . . .
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE - Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix It Again, Tony!
FORD - First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron's DNA backwards - Driver Returns On Foot
GM - General Maintenance
GMC - Garage Man's Companion Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Dr And Inexpensive
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG - Mighty Good
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buck's Irregular Leftover EquipmentSAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always BreakdownTOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless
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